Sunday, January 21, 2018

........one bad church.


Robert Downey, Jr. said, “I've noticed that worrying is like praying for what you don't want to happen.”


Tuesday, January 2, 2018

must have some fun Too

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

Saturday, December 23, 2017

what's on my Mind

After weeks of muddled thinking caused by Mercury Retrograde, the planet of communication has FINALLY turned direct in truth-seeking Sagittarius, helping her tell you exactly what's on her mind.



Saturday, December 2, 2017

Los Lonely Boys - Heaven

Cancer and Libra make a love match

When Cancer and Libra make a love match, they give to one another important things that each lacks. Both Signs seek a secure, assured relationship and will enjoy their shared appreciation for beauty and luxury — especially when it comes to their domestic environment.


She's A Lady