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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

(Wait for it)

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh!!!!!!

https://psychicelements.com/blog/clairsentience/

1. Instincts/Insights/Gut Feelings

Sudden inspirations, insights or instincts which appear out of the blue are usually clairsentience in action. These can be strong sudden emotional and physical responses where a person feels joy, dread or excitement, which then cause reactions. These sudden gut feelings may cause someone to turn left instead of right to avoid an accident. A sudden unexpected insight may cause you to avoid someone without ever knowing why.

Often, these feelings allow you to sense situations very quickly. Sometimes they serve as an inspiration to go on, or show you the way to avoid a roadblock.This sudden onslaught of feelings will not go away until you understand where it’s coming from or act on it.

2. Sympathy and Empathy

Empathy is an intuitive psychic gift. It is the capability of picking up someone else’s feelings. A true empath who has the gift of clairsentience can actually know exactly what someone else is experiencing. Clairsentience that manifests as sympathy or heightened empathy can cause the psychic some emotional issues. For example, if you are experiencing overwhelming negative feelings which are not based on anything in your life, you may be feeling another person’s feelings.

3. Physical Sensations

Clairsentience also triggers physical sensations in your body. This can be a tickle or a pressure. A tingling sensation on the top of the head (crown chakra) has often been reported. It may also, in extreme cases, be physical pain.

Many clairsentients experience a tapping, a nudging or a pulling. Sometimes this physical manifestation is to direct your attention towards a certain person, problem or solution.

4. Emotional Attachments

The most unusual clairsentience manifestation is a deep and unbreakable emotional attachment to someone else. You can sense or "feel" them at a distance.  Even when you and the other person have conflicts or have broken up the relationship, you still continue to feel connected. If you are emotionally attached (or energetically linked) to someone who is experiencing ups and downs, you feel them too. Unless this attachment or energy link is severed, you may be at the mercy of someone else’s highs and lows. This can continue for long periods of time. There are energy rituals and chakra work that balances your own emotions in order to cut the spiritual/energetic ties you have to another person.

Collaborative thoughts......

MARCH 12, 2017

For Everyone: Our need for solid information opposes our desire to ignore the facts and rely on our intuition. The rational Virgo Full Moon opposes the dreamy Pisces Sun at 10:53 am EDT, creating a tug of war between our heads and our hearts. Meanwhile, brainy Mercury squares strict Saturn, requiring us to put our data in order before making up our minds. Nevertheless, it's not an all-or-nothing choice; drawing from logic and imagination is a winning strategy.

This is so intuitive for what I have in my life today. 

CANCER: Expansion.

Bianca and Jade

The first part of the month will be more difficult to deal with because you will be put on trial and this could mean being afraid. However fear not, because since the second part you will be able to detach from all forms of emotional involvement, and what will be important to you, will be doing everything in good conscience without the need for approval from others; just yours.

New collaborations, new people will come into your life and you will feel the need to participate in public and social life through your job, helping yourself to build a better world. Possibility of changes in the work sector.

Love will conquer all.

I saw a friend of mine today who was bald from chemotherapy. She had big smile a looked so cute with her hat. It was fun hugging her a telling her "I love you". Which I do. 

For those of you that know my unfiltered brain and ungoverned vocabulary.....and willingness to discuss topics that would make a priest blush.....her cheeks had a rosy glow at the end of your conservation.

My thoughts will be with her forever. I will see what Tuesday afternoon is like for her. I love you Diane.

Love will heal all.

This is goooood

Three Habits to Get Rid of Negative Emotions

2. Hugs

Oxytocin, or ‘the cuddle’ hormone is another hormone that affects our emotional state. When the level of oxytocin increases in our body, we feel more relaxed and at peace. According to psychologist Alex Korb, oxytocin produces a soothing sensation reducing our emotional reactivity to negative thoughts and the elements that can make our environment threatening.

Korb argued that interpersonal touch is one of the most powerful ways to increaseoxytocin in the body: hugs, handshakes, light taps on the shoulder, and orgasms are all practices that increase the level of oxytocin in the body. In addition to personal contact, contact with hot and soft objects also has a calming and relaxing effect:

“The feeling of heat can increase oxytocin – or at least mimic its effects. So if you can not be hugged, wrap yourself in a blanket and hold in your hands a cup of hot tea. A shower or a hot batha can also help.” Alex Korb, spiraling upwards: The neuroscience of depression.”

keep stepping through infinity........

We will move on to live life at the next level of humanity. Seeing and having clarity are different. Seeing the difference and using the sight wisely is tricky. 

Time management and making a path for others. Seems OK. Continue to share all the positive energy. Give away as much as you can daily - the energy source will recharge you. 

H